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ablaske:
dsmsix:
they’re on a video conference

g1sunstreaker:
balcklion:
A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️
this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day
Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

koko-blueturtle:

worldheritagepostorganization:
dovewithscales:
hyratel:
dovewithscales:
messy-scandinoodle:
dovewithscales:
virtuous-thing:
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:
heartgemsona:
erotic-yoddeling:
bemusedlybespectacled:
nonlinear-nonsubjective:
sonneillonv:
castiel-for-king:
maliwanhellfires:
just-shower-thoughts:
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.

Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.

Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?

Everyone: Australia.
World Heritage Post
A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.

omtai:

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

fatefuly:

firstfullmoon:

ALT
Maria Gray, from “Bad Nostalgia”

vexheart:

surqrised:

“Promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. Look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. Think only of the best, work only for the best,and expect only the best. Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.”

— Christian D. Larson

awesomesthesia:

norman891:

petitworld:
Akaroa, South Island, New Zealand
Neverland, sunset

godserene:

segamascott:

deviika:

Roberto Polito // Evelyn Waugh